A pirate's life for me

"Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on." <3

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

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fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

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xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

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redclaysweetie:

bruh

redclaysweetie:

bruh

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alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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